Well, if it isn’t old Norovirus, you horrible, horrible germ. We meet again. As is your way, you’ve invaded my home, attacked my children, and compromised my sanity. Yes, you are a worthy opponent. You may have won the battle this week, but you won’t win the war. You may be looking for a place to settle down and stay for a while, but you, my sworn enemy, are out of luck. I stand against you, armed with Lysol, Clorox Bleach, and Ritz crackers. Oh, yes. You strike fear to my heart. Nothing grips me like hearing, “So-and-so threw up in school today. I walked her down to the nurse’s office.” My head screams, “WHAT?!? WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!? NOW YOU’VE EXPOSED YOURSELF TO IT!!! YOU FOOL!
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