2018, You're Up!

Yes, my phone was in the toilet. In a public toilet, actually. In a public toilet that was ready to be flushed. You know how you always think to yourself, "How does someone's phone end up in a toilet? Gross." Well, let me tell you, my friends, it happens. Oh, it happens. In this case, it happened after two drinks at the Alamo Draft House and my phone (with my monogrammed case) ended up in my back pocket instead of in my purse. From the back pocket, it slid right out and into the bowl like a sneaky cellular ninja. I can't tell you the panic that goes through your mind when you encounter this scene. It generally goes something like this, "What is that? Oh no. OH NO!!! That's my phon

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